Weight Issues

Sixteen years is a long time. That's how far the photo of my husband—looking slim and fit in ...

-- Mele Kolokihakaufisi

Royal Attire

Q: Where does a king keep his armies?A: In his ...

-- Sam Roberts

Duck in a Bar

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"? The ...

-- Scott Pruitt

Cold Water Washing

John went to visit his old grandfather in a secluded area of Georgia. After chatting all night ...

-- Sandra Calder, Geneva, Florida

Septic Humor

A passing septic service truck declared "19,500 lbs. of very gross ...

-- Brian Hannah

Get Noticed

A propane supply store isn't shy about revealing where its heart lies: "Tank heaven for little ...

-- Eric Kiehl

Taking Off

Just after my father, who was a career Air Force NCO, passed away, all my brothers and sisters ...

-- Contributed by John H. William

One Up

When the Second Division set up shop in South Korea, it did so with its slogan proudly displayed at ...

-- Lucion Clemons

Sunny Sign

Is your business not getting noticed? Then you need a catchy logo:Our local window tinters tell it ...

-- Michele Ivy Davis

On Second Thought …

Who says companies only care about the bottom line? Ours is socially conscious and offers employees ...

-- Lisa Carnes